I had this gigantic unibrow that was connected to my hair. Dad was trying to shave eyebrows and shave everything else off. That's all I remember. Then, we were at Mills Lawn and there was this giant wall with a huge mattress leaned up against it on a steep slant. There was a race for one-year-olds to crawl all the way up, hit a bell, and slide back down on their backs. So Kellen supercrawled all the way up the incredibly steep mountain. He was literally stuck to the mattress like Spiderman, or he would have fallen off. So he hit the bell and started sliding down. But the bully from the Simpsons, Nelson, put this big brick in the way at the bottom, that Kelly would hit. So Kelly jumped off right at the end and landed on Nelson instead of the brick. Then he won a million dollars.