I, the shredder.
Paper, now a wave.
A wave of shredded paper,
being shredded by a paper man,
on a cardboard surfboard.
The credit card shark, a credit card of shred,
in an ocean of used,
Well, he takes a bite. He is the shredder of the shredded.
The newspaper coastguard in his hotel pamphlet boat,
rounding up all the paper
Onto the off-white-paper beach.
He blows his phonebook whistle,
“CREDIT CARD IN THE PAPER!”